i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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