You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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