So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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