Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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