dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
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they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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