Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Randomize
