Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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