What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
