One girl and one boy is just not enough.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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