yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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