Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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