Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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