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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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