I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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