shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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