I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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