I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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