you would pick up someone in the library
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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