Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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