Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I think your dad took our porno
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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