the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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