I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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