I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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