He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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