I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
