We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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