I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
