Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We need to feng shui this bitch.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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