What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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