Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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