508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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