i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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