is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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