He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
FUCK WHALES
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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