if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
cat food counts as protein by the way
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
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