He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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