What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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