I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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