I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I need moral support for this bender
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
After tacos, we're chasing women.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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