I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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