He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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