my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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