i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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