i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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