32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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