Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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