No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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