Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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