Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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