Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
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