This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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