What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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